The Hungry Rope

Welcome to my website. Well done for finding your way here. I created this place to brain dump writing somewhere that isn’t owned by literally the shittest dudes of all time. I don’t really care what you think of it, it’s mainly for me. Selfish I know, but you don’t have to be here you can go watch Ready Steady Cook or whatever it is you do. Some of it will no doubt be trash but we aint all James Joyce. Anyway, enjoy some musings from the life of one idiot to another.

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IRAN HAS BLOCKADED THE STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ. NUCLEAR CONFLICT IS THE LIKELY OUTCOME OF THE ESCALATION TREE. BUY GUNS AND TUNA.
IN OTHER NEWS, A HOMEGROWN HYBRID SPORT OF SQUASH AND VOLLEY BALL IS THRIVING IN RUAL AUSTRALIAN TOWNS. COULD THIS SECRET BUSH SPORT CONTINUE TO WIN OVER NEW FANS? ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
THE MUSHROOM WOMAN ERIN PATTERSON IS STILL IN PRISON
I ONCE ATE AN ENTIRE WATERMELLON IN A SINGLE SITTING. IT MADE ME FEEL FUNNY. I WOULD RECOMEND EATING MAYBE MAX HALF THAT AMOUNT
REST IN PEACE TO JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
LAST WEEK CHUCK NORRIS UNPEACEFULY DIED SUDDENLY FROM COMPLICATIONS OF LIVING
EXPERT CONSENSUS PROVES TIDAL WAVES CAN STILL HAPPEN
RFK JNR EATS UNCONSENTING BIRD LIVE ON TIKTOK
RIVERINA COMMUNITY INTERFERES WITH NATURAL PROCESSES TO FEED BABY RHINO AFTER MOTHER REJECTS HIM AT BIRTH
RIDICULOUS AND RACIST ONE NATION PARTY WINS %20 OF THE VOTE IN LOCAL SOUTH AUSTRALINA ELECTION, CONFIRMING SCIENTIFIC REPORTS THAT ONE IN FIVE AUSTRALIANS ARE RETARDED
ANTHONY ALBANESE LOSES WET TEE SHIRT CONTEST TO BOB KATTER
MILLIONS NO LONGER KNOW WHATS GOING ON
NEW NATIONAL FUEL SUPPLY TASK FORCE HEAD ANTHEA HARRIS IN HOT WATER, AFTER VIDEO SURFACES OF HER DRIKING FUEL
THE NATIONS ELDERLY ARE INCREASINGLY UNSURE WETHER SPICS AND SPECKS IS OVER
CUBA IS STILL SUFFERING AN ENCONOMIC CRISIS. LIKELY TO BE INVADED BY THE U.S. FOR NO REAL REASON
LEAD DETECTIVE IN PUFF DADDY CASE UPSET NO ONE LOOKED INTO A MAN CALLED DIDDY SOONER
TRUMP SENDS LETTER TO ROBERT MULLERS FAMILY WITH PICURE OF HIM DEFECATING ON ROBERTS GRAVE
PIZZA PLANET FROM TOY STORY TO OPEN UP AS REAL RESTRAUNT ON REVAMPED LITTLE SAINT JAMES
LOCAL SYDNEY GANGS CONTINUE TO KILL EACHOTHER IN THE STREETS
AI NETANYAHU REPORTEDLY HAUNTING PEOPLE IN THEIR DREAMS
SKATER CULTURE NOW OFFICIALLY LABLED DEAD
TOMMAHAWK MISSILE SOON TO BE RENAMED 'TONY HAWK MISSILE'
ICE CONTINUE TO KILL AND DETAIN CIVILIANS IN THE STREETS
JOHN WAYNE GACEY DIDN'T DO IT
IDIOTS ARE MORE LIKELY TO BELIVE IN MAGIC
ROAMING PACKS OF WILD DOGS HAVE TORN APART 6 BACKPAKERS IN AS MANY DAYS AFTER BREAKING INTO THE SMACKO FACTORY
BIOLOGIST LEARNS EARL GREY TEA COMES FROM TREES AND NOT PAPER
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSHUA EGAN!
TRUMP DELIVERS TERRIFYING ULTIMATUM ON IRAN
NEW LAW ALLOWS NSW POLICE TO SHOOT GUN AND YELL "DIE" INSTEAD OF SAYING "FREEZE"
MR FREEZE NOW WORKING FOR ICE
"IS IT JUST ME OR IS IT GETTING HOT OUT HERE" ECO SYSTEM COLAPSE IMMENENT
'BORAT ON ICE' PREMIERS AT THE WINTER PALACE
EVER WONDERED 'WHY DO BIKIES ALWAYS HAVE REALLY FAT FRIENDS?' FIND OUT AT 6
SPRINGWOOD MAN ON THE RUN AFTER TASK FORCE RAPTOR ATTEMPT TO TAKE AWAY PAINTBALL GUN