LIVE RIGHT NOW
DEZI FREEMAN NO LONGER FREEMAN NOW DEADMAN
HOT FRESH INFO
HOLY SHIT!
WHAT THE HELLY!
LIVE
YOU ARE NOW VIEWING THE HUNGRY ROPE DOT PRESS. PLEASE COME HERE FOR ALL YOUR NEWS AND LEISURE. THIS IS A SAFE RELAXING SPACE
THE USA HAS BLOCKADED THE STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ. NUCLEAR CONFLICT IS THE LIKELY OUTCOME OF THE ESCALATION TREE. BUY GUNS AND TUNA.
SOMETIMES I WORRY THAT THE ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF MAGNESIUM I TAKE TO RELAX WILL CAUSE ME TO BURST INTO FLAMES UPON ENTERING A SWIMMING POOL
THE MUSHROOM WOMAN ERIN PATTERSON IS STILL IN PRISON. GOOD!
I ONCE ATE AN ENTIRE WATERMELLON IN A SINGLE SITTING. IT MADE ME FEEL FUNNY. I WOULD RECOMEND EATING MAYBE MAX HALF THAT AMOUNT
REST IN PEACE TO BOB GELDOF
CORONER FINDS CHUCK NORRIS UNPEACEFULY DIED SUDDENLY FROM COMPLICATIONS OF LIVING
ERIKA KIRK HAPPY HUSBANDS KILLER DEZI FREEMAN IS DEAD
RFK JNR EATS UNCONSENTING BIRD LIVE ON TIKTOK
RIVERINA COMMUNITY INTERFERES WITH NATURAL PROCESSES TO FEED BABY RHINO AFTER MOTHER REJECTS HIM AT BIRTH
AUTOPSY REVEALS DEZI FREEMAN HAD A DIET OF OLIVE OIL
ANTHONY ALBANESE LOSES WET TEE SHIRT CONTEST TO BOB KATTER
THE STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ IS OPEN
NEW NATIONAL FUEL SUPPLY TASK FORCE HEAD ANTHEA HARRIS IN HOT WATER, AFTER VIDEO SURFACES OF HER DRIKING FUEL
THE NATIONS ELDERLY ARE INCREASINGLY UNSURE WETHER SPICS AND SPECKS IS OVER
MELANIA TRUMP GIVES PRESS CONFERENCE STATING SHE NEVER MET DONALD TRUMP
SOVEREIGN CITIZENS MOVEMENT IN CRISIS "THEYRE NOT SUPPOSED TO SHOOT US"
POLITICAL VAMPIRE VICTOR ORBAN LOSES ELECTION IN HUNGRY
PIZZA PLANET FROM TOY STORY TO OPEN UP AS REAL RESTRAUNT ON REVAMPED LITTLE SAINT JAMES
DEZI FREEMANS COUSINS BROTHERS SON SAYS HE ALWAYS KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN
AI NETANYAHU REPORTEDLY HAUNTING PEOPLE IN THEIR DREAMS
SKATER CULTURE NOW OFFICIALLY LABLED DEAD
TOMMAHAWK MISSILE SOON TO BE RENAMED 'TONY HAWK MISSILE'
BAM MARGERA HOSTS SEASON 4 OF FISH TANK FURTHER PROVING THE DEATH OF SKATER CULTURE
THE STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ IS NOW CLOSED
IDIOTS ARE MORE LIKELY TO BELIVE IN MAGIC
ROAMING PACKS OF WILD DOGS HAVE TORN APART 6 BACKPAKERS IN AS MANY DAYS AFTER BREAKING INTO THE SMACKO FACTORY
LOCAL IDIOT AT SERVO DRAWS NODS OF QUIET SUPPORT FROM STRUGGLING CAR DRIVERS AFTER REPETITIVELY EXCLAIMING "IT'S LIKE MAD MAX IS NOW A DOCCUMENTARY"
"THE EPSTEIN CONNECTION: UNPACKING DEZI FREEMAN" ENTERS PRODUCTION
DEATH OF FREEMAN MAY CAUSE IRAN CEASEFIRE
NEW LAW ALLOWS NSW POLICE TO SHOOT GUN AND YELL "DIE" INSTEAD OF SAYING "FREEZE"
LIME SCOOTERS DUMPED IN BIG PILE CAUSE ENOURMOUS LITHIUM EXPLOSION. THIS HASNT HAPPENED YET. ITS NOT REALLY NEWS JUST SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO SEE
"IS IT JUST ME OR IS IT GETTING HOT OUT HERE" ECO SYSTEM COLAPSE IMMENENT
'BORAT ON ICE' PREMIERS AT THE WINTER PALACE
EVER WONDERED 'WHY DO BIKIES ALWAYS HAVE REALLY FAT FRIENDS?' FIND OUT AT 6
SPRINGWOOD MAN ON THE RUN AFTER TASK FORCE RAPTOR ATTEMPT TO TAKE AWAY PAINTBALL GUN
BARNABY JOYCE BREAKS WORLD RECORD FOR HIGHEST BLOOD PRESSURE
TONY JONES FROM Q AND A UNABLE TO FIND STABLE ACCOMODATION
"THEIR MINDS ARE LIKE PUTTY FROM TOO MUCH TIKTOK, WE SIMPLY MUST GET RID OF THEM" U.S. REINSTATES THE DRAFT
THE EXISTENTIAL RUSSIAN NOVELS I KEEP READING AT WORK ARE DISTURBING MY COWORKERS
AZEALIA BANKS'S '212' CROWNED MODERN MASTERPIECE
"SLIDE RIGHT OVER HERE!" FAMOUS PLAYGROUND ARCHITECT DESIGNS NEW TRANSPORT SYSTEM
EVERYONE UNSURE WHY FROOTLOOPS IS A BREAKFAST CHOICE
MALL SANTAS NOW BEING VETTED BY ASIO
NEW RESEARCH SHOWS, CARTOONS GIVE CHILDREN UNREASLISTIC EXPECTATIONS OF PHYSICS
SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME WRITING THESE FUCKING THINGS
